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IF I COULD BE INVISIBLE FOR A DAY...

Mar. 18th, 2010 | 06:23 pm

[This was LJS little writers block suggestion, and i decided to do it XD]

 

IF I COULD BE INVISIBLE FOR A DAY,

 I'd go around and play pranks on people -hurr-

Especially people that don't believe in ghosts. I'd go into their houses and lift objects in front of them and stuff. And I'd go into the Forest and spy on Faeries. Cuz usually -I'M- the one that can't see THEM, but this time, the sock will be on the other foot -HURR- And uhmm...uhm...I'd follow around hott boys and admire them. Cuz I'd never be able to get close to them if I was visible, but invisible I can learn all about this rare breed <w<

 

OH AND ANDD I sneak on a plane to New Jersey without paying or anything and sit in First Class. And I'd take a train to Nina's house :D Then I'd reveal my invisiblitiness to her and she'd be all "ho shi-"
And I'd be all "NAAHH SHAWWTTYY BUT ITS KEWWLLL"

 

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REASONS WHY FAERIE TALE TOPS TWILIGHT

Feb. 24th, 2010 | 04:05 am

REASONS WHY FAERIE TALE IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

THE WAY THE COUPLE MET
FT:
Maya: OH THAT PERSON OVER THERE LOOKS LONELY. I SHALL MAKE MY OWN DECISION BY WALKING OVER TO THEM AND INTRODUCING MYSELF
Jasper: -IS READING-
Maya; HELLO.
Jasper: HI

T:
Bella: OH NO A TRUCK! HELP! I APPARENTLY HAVE THE SAME INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY AS A DEER AND AM UNABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY MYSELF
Edward: I'LL HELP YOU BECAUSE IM SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME
Bella: YAY WE'RE SOUL MATES.

THE WAY THE MALE TREATS THE FEMALE
T:
Bella: I HAVE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF MY OWN
Edward: ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS AND OPINONS ARE STUPID. STOP HAVING THEM
Bella: KAY.

FT:
Maya: THEY SHOULD BUILD SQUIRREL HOMES ON THE MOON
Jasper: While this thought could be regarded to be stupid by some, I respect and admire the fact that you have a unique mind of your own, and love you more for it.


THE PURITAN VIEWS
T;
Bella: LETS NOT HAVE SEX OR DO ANYHTING REMOTELY SEXUAL UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED CUZ THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD
Edward: I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU UNTIL MARRIAGE ANYWAYS SO THERE. ALSO WHO SAID YOU COULD SPEAK?

Ft:
Maya: WHILST I AM NOT YET READY FOR A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER, I SUGGEST THAT WE DISPLAY OUR SEXUALITY BY MAKING OUT. W
Jasper: I APPROVE OF THIS SUGGESTION.
Maya: ALSO, WHILST I MYSELF CHOOSE TO BE ABSITANT, PLEASE NOTE THAT OTHER STRONG, GOOD FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE HEALTHILY INVOLVED WITH THEIR SEXUALITY

WOMEN USELESS
T:
Bella: I'M UTTERLY USELESS! MY EDWARD HAS TO DO EVERYTHING IN THIS SERIES
Edward: BITCH GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

FT: Maya: I ACTUALLY AM USEFUL AT TIMES, AND IN ONE INSTANCE, EVEN SAVED MY BOYFRIEND USING INTELLECT AND PROBLEM SOLVING TO FREE HIM FROM THE CONTROL OF A WICKED SHE BITCH
Jasper; We made out afterwards. ;)
Maya: NYEHEHEHEWedid

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CHOOOCOOLLLAATTEE

Feb. 17th, 2010 | 01:43 am

-eats some chocolate- O hai.

I really, really hate my religion class. I can't fucking stand it.

Why should I be required to take a class where they teach me a bunch of bullshit?
I came to school to LEARN. Not to be told false stories.
Also, the teacher isn't very smart. And she's kinda...eh.
Things she has said:
-vikings came down from Alaska and discovered America [...Vikings are from Europe...]
-Some people are atheist only because they are lazy and don't wanna have to practice a religion [Ok. Just no.]
-Chinese is a language [uhm, actually pal, it isn't. There's mandarin and cantonese]
-Jewish people are arrogant [......]

And she totally avoids my questions.

I had asked her why, in the bible, Jacob is exempt from the 10 commandments. He is a clear adulterer, and yet is one of the important people of the bible. I asked how come the commandments only apply to certain people. She danced around the issue. I never got an answer.

And when she found out Ricky was athiest, she had the gall to ask him WHY he's an athiest. Honestly, why do you ask some one WHY they believe what they do?
No on asks her why she believes in Jesus.
And the class is so BORING. She goes over the SAME THINGS everyday.
I try to pay attention, really. But my mind goes wandering, and I only realize it about 10 minutes later. And I have then missed 10 minutes. Luckily, she only says the same things over and over. So I don't miss much.

This is going to be a very difficult class for me to pass.
I'm still pissed they make me take a course about something I don't believe in.

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Jan. 21st, 2010 | 10:10 pm

I feel guilty right now because Nina and I didn't talk yesterday since I wasn't on.

And today we didn't talk because for some reason I wasn't in a talking mood.

 

I feel so guilty. I'm so scared that were not gonna talk at all now that I'm back in school.

School always seems to put me in a quiet, non talking mood lately [meaning yesterday and today]. I hope it goes away soon ;_;

 

 

I love you so much Nina <3 You're my best friend ever

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Jan. 4th, 2010 | 01:30 am

SO MY LIFE LATELY.

 

 

pretty much the same. Only everytime I think about the 21st, I get all gross and stressed. Cuz that's when I go back to school.

But that's cuz I have, like, anticipatory anxiety or something.

 

My bday is on the 30th!

Right now I'm ok, but I'm probably gonna be upset about-WOAH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE VEINS IN MY HAND.


Ok that was random,but the veins in my hand are like BULGING.

 

So I was lookin in the mirror and noticed my bottom teeth are fucked up again. So now  I'm actually wearing my retainer.

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HO SHI-

Nov. 12th, 2009 | 09:03 pm

Apparently, my biffles computer just got a virus! D: How am I going to go on without my Nina?!

But she isn't alone! I'm VERY glad I decided to run McAfee out of paranoia because, as it turns out, I HAD A TROJAN ON MY COMPUTER!!!
McAfee has quarantined it, and I'm about to delete it for good!

Woah though! Nina and I must have gotten the same one or something, since we go on all the same websites!

NINA, I really hope you get your computer fixed! Ask for a new hard drive from Dell [don't tell them its virus related, tell them something fake, like that the hard drive got corrupted somehow]

Or or take it to a computer technician. I dunno. But I need you ;_;

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*w*

Oct. 10th, 2009 | 12:44 pm
mood: cheerful cheerful

So I was in the kitchen Looking for Dinah. I figured "Oh, well she must be downstiars." So I walked downstairs, and stopped 2 feet away from the steps. I called "Diney!" Then, I heard this "thump", like a cat had just jumped off of something and landed. Then, I see the adorable black figure of Dinah trotting my way. I thought that for sure she was going to speed up when she got near me so she could bolt upstairs. But, to my surprise, SHE DIDN'T. She stopped RIGHT in front of me! SHE HAD HEARD ME CALL HER AND SHE STOPPED WHATEVER SHE WAS DOING TO COME OVER TO ME!

 

 

This has made my day.

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LMFAO! ILY JES

Oct. 7th, 2009 | 03:30 pm

Me: So what do you have to draw for your art thing?

Jessica: Whatever we want, but we have to pick a concentration

Me: What's yours?

Jess: Nightmares.

Me: You could draw Edward Cullen.

Jess: Thanks, but I'd rather not draw something I'd have to run away screaming from.

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Oct. 5th, 2009 | 10:20 am
mood: depressed depressed

I can't stand this.

I miss Molly so much. It's tearing me apart inside.

 

Yesterday, all I did was sleep and cry. I was walking around the house, sobbing, clutching to my chest a small cat figurine that looked like Molly. I found the little toy comforting for some reason. It's fur was so realistic [I later found out it's realistic because its actual rabbit fur :| ]. It was like I was petting Molly again. I felt like sinking to the ground and just laying there forever. I had trouble even standing up because I was so sad.

 

Today, I'm not crying and I seem to be okay, but theres stil htat horrible feeling in my heart. I feel trapped. I feel like....I don't want to be in class, but  at the same time, I see no point in going home. I feel like there is nothing there for me. Strange thing is, Molly was never really a motivation for me to go home. Because I always assumed she'd always be there. But now, I'd give anything in the world to go home and see her, because I know I never will again.

 

I hate this feeling of trapped. There's nothing at all I can do. I miss her so so so much. It hurts so badly. I miss her meow. I miss the way she'd follow me into the bathroom and lick my knee while I did my buisiness. I miss the way she'd meow everytime she jumped up onto my bed. I miss the way she'd knead her paws into my Obamacorn [giant pink unicorn stuffed animal]. I miss the way she'd nuzzle my face against her lips and my cheek would get all wet with her spit. I miss the way she'd follow me around everywhere. I miss when she'd come to me wherever I am. I miss having a friend with me at all times at home. I miss the way she'd run around the house like a maniac at 7 am. I miss the way she'd come over to me anytime she saw I had milk. I miss the way she'd come downstairs whenever it was dinner time.

I miss the way she'd always decide to lay down where it was most inconvenient. I miss the way she'd always sit on any box that was in front of her.

 

I miss everything about her. I'd give anyhting in the world to have her back. I feel like a part of me has died inside. I feel like life is now pointless. I don't know what to do with myself.

 

I love Dinah and all, but Dinah isn't Molly. Dinah doesn't follow me around. Dinah doesn't come when I call her or when I pat my leg three times. Dinah seems to just kind of AVOID me lately. She runs away from me, not towards me. I know she's  new and I need to give her time, but right now I feel like I need a friend. And the friend I need is the friend I lost.

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-sigh-

Aug. 1st, 2009 | 12:43 am

My friend Lynn is going on a TWO WEEK vacation tommorow...

I'm really gonna miss her. We've been getting so close lately, and I feel like we've become really great friends. I hope that she makes a lot of hotel stops so we can still talk during her vacation. I feel conflicted cuz 

A) I want the two weeks to be up so we can talk agian
but

B) I'm dreading the closing in of of the 27th, which is when I....
 

GO BACK TO SCHOOOL ;__;

I'm scared about walking to the train station and taking a bus to Swampscott all by myself. I'm very paranoid.


 

But I still am glad that she's going to go have fun with the dude she's convinced is her future husband. I'm just gonna miss her v.v

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