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REASONS WHY FAERIE TALE TOPS TWILIGHT

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Feb. 24th, 2010 | 04:05 am

REASONS WHY FAERIE TALE IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

THE WAY THE COUPLE MET
FT:
Maya: OH THAT PERSON OVER THERE LOOKS LONELY. I SHALL MAKE MY OWN DECISION BY WALKING OVER TO THEM AND INTRODUCING MYSELF
Jasper: -IS READING-
Maya; HELLO.
Jasper: HI

T:
Bella: OH NO A TRUCK! HELP! I APPARENTLY HAVE THE SAME INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY AS A DEER AND AM UNABLE TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY MYSELF
Edward: I'LL HELP YOU BECAUSE IM SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME
Bella: YAY WE'RE SOUL MATES.

THE WAY THE MALE TREATS THE FEMALE
T:
Bella: I HAVE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF MY OWN
Edward: ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS AND OPINONS ARE STUPID. STOP HAVING THEM
Bella: KAY.

FT:
Maya: THEY SHOULD BUILD SQUIRREL HOMES ON THE MOON
Jasper: While this thought could be regarded to be stupid by some, I respect and admire the fact that you have a unique mind of your own, and love you more for it.


THE PURITAN VIEWS
T;
Bella: LETS NOT HAVE SEX OR DO ANYHTING REMOTELY SEXUAL UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED CUZ THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD
Edward: I REFUSE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU UNTIL MARRIAGE ANYWAYS SO THERE. ALSO WHO SAID YOU COULD SPEAK?

Ft:
Maya: WHILST I AM NOT YET READY FOR A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER, I SUGGEST THAT WE DISPLAY OUR SEXUALITY BY MAKING OUT. W
Jasper: I APPROVE OF THIS SUGGESTION.
Maya: ALSO, WHILST I MYSELF CHOOSE TO BE ABSITANT, PLEASE NOTE THAT OTHER STRONG, GOOD FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE HEALTHILY INVOLVED WITH THEIR SEXUALITY

WOMEN USELESS
T:
Bella: I'M UTTERLY USELESS! MY EDWARD HAS TO DO EVERYTHING IN THIS SERIES
Edward: BITCH GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN

FT: Maya: I ACTUALLY AM USEFUL AT TIMES, AND IN ONE INSTANCE, EVEN SAVED MY BOYFRIEND USING INTELLECT AND PROBLEM SOLVING TO FREE HIM FROM THE CONTROL OF A WICKED SHE BITCH
Jasper; We made out afterwards. ;)
Maya: NYEHEHEHEWedid

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Ni. As in The Knights-Who-Say.

From: ninapedia
Date: Feb. 24th, 2010 04:17 am (UTC)
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OTHER FEMALE CHARACTERS EXPLORING THEIR SEXUALITY YOU SAY?

IRIS: ::.BREAST.::

CECE: TEHEHEHEHEHEZUBATCORVIS

FAEBIANS: ::.MAKESOUT.::

Rella: STOP THIS :|

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Kitty

From: pixykiss
Date: Feb. 24th, 2010 12:44 pm (UTC)
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LMFAO YES!
EXACTLY!

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Ni. As in The Knights-Who-Say.

From: ninapedia
Date: Feb. 26th, 2010 03:54 am (UTC)
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ALSO THIS IS WHAT JASPER THINKS OF EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF MAYA'S MOUTH, NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT IS.

Maya: LIGHT BULBS!!!
Jasper: *w* Isn't she wonderful?

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Kitty

From: pixykiss
Date: Mar. 2nd, 2010 01:08 pm (UTC)
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ROFRFLOFLOFLO

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